Funny Valentine messages

It's Valentine's Day today and we're supposed to be celebrating love :-) If you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend it seems natural (and advisable) to send them a love message, but sending messages to best friends and family members is also quite common in the English speaking societies.
You might have different opinions on whether Valentine's Day should be celebrated or not, and how it should be done. Feel free to express your ideas related to this, but I'm sure we can all have a good laugh if search for funny Valentine messages, greeting cards or pictures. Here's a list of funny textual messages. Write your own blog post on (funny) Valentine messages, share your favourite ones and possibly include one of your own as well.